I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. |
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. |
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. |
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. |
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. |
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. |
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. |
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? |
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. |
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
Be unique and different, say yes. |
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. |
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. |
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime. |
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. |
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! |
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. |
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. |
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. |
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen |
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. |
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces |
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Best pick up lines of 2011
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